Never Demotivational Poster
A WET FART -
SEX - It's never the answer "Sex" is the question "Yes" is the answer
FARTS - Never Trust Them!
Peta being Stupid....as usual -
PICS - Or it never happened
NEVER GONNA - Never gonna run around and desert you
MOTIVATION - What can I say, for some of us it really doesn't take a lot ...
I BET YOU CAN'T TELL ME - SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME your dick's bigger than your brother's
DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.
TWENTY THINGS - You Will NEVER Hear A Man Say
MAY YOU -
GIFTS - At Least God Gave You The Power To Stop The Pain
NATURE VS NURTURE -
FAITHFUL HUSBANDS -
THE SWEET SCIENCE -
MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -
NATIONAL FLAG DAY -
I DARE YOU -
MIME FUCK - When you see it you will perfectly mimic the shitting of imaginary bricks.
FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.
DREAM ON - Because you will never be this epic
SUNSET OF LIFE -
THE HANGOVER -
THE GUN - Its not loaded, anymore!
LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.
BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"
HOT PIZZA -
NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.
GREYBERADS - SEMPER IDEM -
FEAR AND DOUBT -
RUN BOYZ RUN -
NO, IT COULDNT BE - not even the japanese would......never mind
CHILDHOOD FEARS -
I'M FLABBERGASTED -
HOSTAGE SITUATION -
GREATNESS - This will NEVER be a 5 Lion poster. Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, but I had fun making it.
HORIZONTAL STRIPES - "Do they make me look fat?" Umhh, if I'd tell you they do, would you drop the cardigan?
FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting
PEACE - will finally be achieved
JEDI MIND TRICKS NEVER FAIL - Hmmmmm.., Hot you are... Clothes off you must take... mmmm..., Force ready it is...
HEY GEEK BOY! -
SOUR MILKSHAKE -
AIRMAN - Quietly watching all we do with a detached amusement all the while putting on a great show
HONEY PLEASE !!!! - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? -
EARN YOUR KEEP -
SOUL MATES -
THE MOTIFAKE POLO - For the discriminating sociopath. Sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL and OMG! Stain Resistant.
HOPES & DREAMS -
THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…
TILL WE MEET AGAIN -
SUMMER IS ALMOST UPON US - --insert favorite fish joke here--
UNSPUN YARN -
JUST A TIP -
HER GLAMOROUS JOB -
THE WIZZ -
FALLACY - Because everyone knows that Chuck Norris will only go up to heaven in a fiery chariot to meet with Elijah and Bruce Lee.
ICE FISHING -
THE HUNT FOR LIONS - Either You Take The Easy Way And Travel To Africa Or You Have A Tough Time On Motifake But Perhaps It's Crap
WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome
THAT OLD SQUEEZEBOX URGE -
MEMORIAL DAY -
HOME SCHOOLING -
TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER... - Scrawled under your skin with a dirty needle...
LADY DEATHSTRIKE - if you have sex with this women, make sure you NEVER ask her for a handjob
MY MOM - She never misses a chance to advertise
ALL HAIL! -
DINNER PARTIES -
APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.
SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!
MCDONALD'S IS LIKE MASTURBATION - It always ends the same, and you swear you'll never do it again.
THE 90S - This about sums it up.
MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling
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