Over 71981

Never Demotivational Poster


TAGS: never kiss butt cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 5:57 pm
Sweet Chri5t almighty! Things that make you go.... uuugh!
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:43 am
GOLD..!! PURE PURE GOLD..!! I am still wetting myself over this one.., just brilliant...
5150monkeylove - September 28, 2010, 8:02 pm
5 wet wipes!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:19 am
omg...omg...omg...omg...omg... ahahahahhahahhahahahah.... gasp....ahahahahahaha..EPIC!!

SEX - It's never the answer "Sex" is the question "Yes" is the answer

TAGS: sex is never the answer
Rating: 4.39/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2012, 5:34 pm
Gas?! is that you?? well *ahem* in that case... I ask the questions, you follow the poster... (Jes kiddin)
gas - August 7, 2012, 5:04 pm
lol, looks like something Charlie Harper would say


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.4/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm

Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: never doubt us
Rating: 4.63/5

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FARTS - Never Trust Them!

TAGS: never trust farts
Rating: 2.2/5

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Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
Not since I Turned 40


Peta being Stupid....as usual -

PICS - Or it never happened

NEVER GONNA - Never gonna run around and desert you

MOTIVATION - What can I say, for some of us it really doesn't take a lot ...

TAGS: motivation never give up butt
Rating: 4.5/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 1:39 pm
'take a lot' might very well be her middle name...



TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.42/5

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redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D

DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.

TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.31/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm
I so want user name livegrape to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.



TAGS: may you work like you don t need the money love like you ve never been hurt dance like no one is watching screw like it s being filmed
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - September 3, 2010, 10:37 pm
The wrong woman (and there is a shiit load of em) can dash those hopes on the rocks. 5 hopeful lions.

GIFTS - At Least God Gave You The Power To Stop The Pain

TAGS: never take things for granted
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nah Man can't Take More Hits Today Way Too Many Drunk Fights .... Cracked A Few ribs I'm Sure..
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:47 pm
And groin?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
thank you, i will take it to heart
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
Personally, you're the goods... that's not in doubt.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
making fakes is what you're decent at... you show signs that you could be great.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
You're wrong, ham bone.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:32 pm
I Learned My Place, And that is Making Motifakes, And I Am Happy With It.
GreyScorpion - November 6, 2010, 11:21 am
funny how a little hammer tap can knock some sense into someone...good call Hambone
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 11:00 am
Ill Just Stay on The Safe Side And Stay Out.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:50 am
You were only kicked out of the forum thread Hammy. But if you dick around on the poster you will piss off the whole crew. Weigh your options (and consider your history) before you jump in.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 10:45 am
you mean i can post there ??
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
59558 is the pats place address...
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
Loved it
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:38 pm


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am

Nice one aggy!


TAGS: divorce is never funny cubby
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
LOL!!!! Well, I guess I've wasted your passed-out mrs. Cubby time!




TAGS: gay vampires never change live
Rating: 4.93/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am

Perfect, 5L.


TAGS: i like flags i said flags not nevermind
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cubbybear - June 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
You're her #1 Fan...Don't you know?
guyfox - June 15, 2010, 8:24 pm
who is this?


TAGS: stupidity never ceases to amaze
Rating: 3.33/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:22 am
no no chuckles, I was being facetious thats why I lol'd, no worries..my humor can be a bit dry, I laugh at myself often and its not always easy to catchy, especially online. did not mean to cause a small uproar, but ..~sniffles~ it means im liked ;)
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:11 am
thisisn't a good one, james.... you don't have haters.... you had a few supporters first. Gotta try harder. I wouldn't have approved this myself. Ok.... all 3 mods chimed in. Better now?
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:07 pm
don't stress on the votes. weather you have some haters is not what is important, how you respond to the haters does count. If you have put in your best effort, screw the haters, that is just some no talent hack being critical because they cannot compete
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:59 pm
and you acted surprised?? look at it...you make the joke off the pic, try the alternative..make the joke off the text, then spin it with the pic
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:49 pm
guess I have some haters out there, this thing went from a 5 down to a 3 lol
Mr. Shiny - October 29, 2010, 1:32 am
I guess they put those on him so he doesn't try to fight with the other pigs.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:52 pm
hey buddy, ever had balls on your chin? Oh, I see you have....

MIME FUCK - When you see it you will perfectly mimic the shitting of imaginary bricks.

TAGS: she never uses the safe word
Rating: 3.32/5

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BigShoe - December 3, 2010, 12:20 am
She's getting paid to mime sex. That makes her a prostitute
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 1:00 am
Searched the word mime and look what I found 5 posters in.

FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.

TAGS: why have i never bought a new ford this is part of it
Rating: 3.11/5

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Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am
Second one in a week from me where I took the photo. #106158

DREAM ON - Because you will never be this epic


TAGS: tragedy love greatest never
Rating: 4.83/5

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rerun - July 15, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks for the pic Airman. I had the phrase, been looking for the right image for it
Airman - July 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 10:20 am
aah i know the feeling of the third wheel all to well


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


TAGS: she never seen them cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:27 pm
LOL! Oh, sure... ruin my fantasy!
Cubbybear - February 13, 2011, 9:22 pm
No my gut...LOL
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
LOL! Well, if it's for the same 2 reasons, I may have to head out to the islands! Not in a gay way.
Cubbybear - February 13, 2011, 4:26 pm
Ironic ...that i can't see my toes
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 12:48 am
Cubby, this isn't simple... it's perfect.
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:53 pm
Simple is best(sometimes).
agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 11:03 pm
LMFAO! Couldn't do this one better. Short, sweet, solid. (but enough about me) 5L



TAGS: never pass out around cubby
Rating: 4.48/5

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BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:27 am
As long as she made face when it happened

THE GUN - Its not loaded, anymore!

TAGS: loss of manhood never be the man i used to be
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 11:27 am



LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.

TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.23/5

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RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'

BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"


TAGS: women never stop complaining
Rating: 4.18/5

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palmat - January 19, 2010, 5:08 am
5 lols. i mean lions >.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 1:10 am

That's Trash for ya! 5L
Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 1:07 am
Evil, mean, and downright hilarious. Sir, I solute you! 5L


TAGS: radioactive oven cold pizza never again
Rating: 4/5

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Cloudchaser - March 26, 2011, 9:52 am
Who keeps leftover peetsa around long enough that it needs to be refrigerated? Not I, said the furry

NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.


TAGS: culos greybeards never change
Rating: 3.79/5

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culos - January 23, 2011, 10:40 am
By the look of things he does....
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 6:55 pm
true but you have to have tits to show tits




You -

NO, IT COULDNT BE - not even the japanese would......never mind


TAGS: i never rode the swings cubby
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:03 am
Faceplants dad?



TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.94/5

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5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


TAGS: nevermore
Rating: 4.85/5

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foolinlove - October 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
So cool, that would look nice hangin in my boss office.

GREATNESS - This will NEVER be a 5 Lion poster. Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, but I had fun making it.

TAGS: never tell me nothing cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 5:00 pm
You guys know you love TSM!
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:41 am
Uh....no. I hope not....Really ...no.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 12:39 am
Still fantasizing on that one. eh?
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:37 am
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 12:01 am
Tossed Salad man would have his day in the sun then!
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
We could do a hall of shame, OR everyone could just type "5150monkeylove" in the "search by author" window.
rerun - March 24, 2011, 9:48 pm
maybe we need a hall of shame, 100 votes that average 1.5 or lower.
motinet - March 24, 2011, 8:51 pm

HA! It even made the Hall Of Fame!
calto40k - January 26, 2011, 6:52 pm
never hit 5L my ass its awesome
CANADA - January 25, 2011, 8:58 pm
thats perfect!
Reality Lord - January 25, 2011, 7:53 pm
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:41 pm
autumnspirit - January 24, 2011, 10:51 pm
You'll never be a great poster maker! You're a stuffed bear! hehe JK Funny! 5L's
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:33 pm

HORIZONTAL STRIPES - "Do they make me look fat?" Umhh, if I'd tell you they do, would you drop the cardigan?

TAGS: horizontal stripes never matter alldayfighter
Rating: 4.83/5

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djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:36 am
Ouhhh that girl looks realistic...... But the Joke is good! xx

FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting

TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.82/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


TAGS: never trust a chick who promises that she would introduce you a girlfriend
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - June 9, 2010, 12:01 am
Good kill, good kill. 5L
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:42 am

Excellent Anything! 5L's
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Well done. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:24 pm
ouch!! 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:23 pm
Great poster, great disclaimer!
Cubbybear - May 26, 2010, 10:55 pm
What a true statement
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:42 pm
there are*.
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:30 pm
There's many edits I could do with this one. I shall blame it all on the rapid approval.


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.78/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm


TAGS: theres a song about john belushi with the lyric some goodbyes never end
Rating: 4.69/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
Beautiful and very true. When a cat says good-bye, you'll find it in your shoe. 5Ls.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:18 am
Another heart wrencher... 5Long goodbyes

PEACE - will finally be achieved

TAGS: humanity will never learn
Rating: 4.67/5

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TheOne - March 14, 2011, 5:00 pm
Wrong They Are Both Intact With One Or The Other.
AdmiralAckbar - October 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Passion is a lie there is only cake
javalord32 - September 27, 2010, 10:08 am
peace is a lie there is only passion
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:39 am
Pretty much what it'll take. 5L


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm

ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm
what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm

This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY

JEDI MIND TRICKS NEVER FAIL - Hmmmmm.., Hot you are... Clothes off you must take... mmmm..., Force ready it is...

TAGS: never trust a green guy
Rating: 4.63/5

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flint - November 8, 2010, 3:52 pm
good me thinks is it, 5l


TAGS: why they never get laid cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Anonymous2 - July 25, 2010, 10:50 pm
Is she about as old as the gear she's wearing? If so, I'm game if she is...


TAGS: was never meant to be
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:46 pm
please take the time to get a registered account and make many many more.
flint - December 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
nice! 5l


TAGS: never say yes milkshake rhinos
Rating: 4.57/5

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Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
There's a couple thousand rules about just that f.ex NEVER use the words But, if, lose, weight, hate, love, what. You are suicidal if do.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
And never pause to consider your answer either. 5L

AIRMAN - Quietly watching all we do with a detached amusement all the while putting on a great show

TAGS: the silent but deadly airman never posts in the forum but puts on the best show
Rating: 4.56/5

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phydeaux - March 18, 2010, 11:55 am
Still sir, your quietness and proficiency are a model to us all. OR at least, would be if some of us weren't such dirtbags. Myself at the top of THAT list...
Airman - March 15, 2010, 11:29 am
wow, great pic Phy. thanks. No, I don't do the forum a whole lot. I pipe in if I see something interesting, but to be honest, I start to read a thread, and get lost weeding thru the profile stuff attached to each answer. Comments work better for me.


TAGS: never ever say this to the woman in your life
Rating: 4.53/5

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Derek - November 11, 2010, 3:45 pm
Serving the same purpose as contour lines; though to much greater effect (and affect).
suenero - November 11, 2010, 8:22 am
Who knew that tiger stripes could be so sexy! 5L's!


TAGS: pride never helps it only hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm
Fab. 5L


TAGS: soul mates never meet hammy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
Ah well
forseti - October 18, 2010, 9:39 am
"zpellingk"? Is that another Dutch term I don't know already?!?*fg* Amstel is not that bad! Grolsch was great when I had the best holiday of my life on Texel. Sorry Hawa, even you're bored, the story is nsfw, can't tell you why it was the best holiday! ;)
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 8:34 am
I was just making another attempt at humor... failed once more.
culos - October 18, 2010, 7:19 am
Inside joke,Forseti knows....Sorry
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 6:56 am
Wait Your Being A Grammer Nazi To German... Irony.
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:49 am
Have another Amstel ;-) Who knows, it might improve you zpellingk
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:28 am
...and with "don't" I mean "doesn't"...
forseti - October 18, 2010, 5:51 am
I met her. But my girlfriend don't like her... ;)
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 5:11 pm
Can You At Least Pm Me The Story.. My Life Isn't Very Exciting..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
I will just say that she was from Boston, Massachusetts and I was from Volgograd, Russia.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:41 pm
Do Tell Us The Story..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
Sounds like me and my wife.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:28 pm
Hehe You are a lucky man, most likely mine is a nazi..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
Knowing my luck, I fliped her off in traffic, or she's a bulemic lesbian who lives in France.


TAGS: one can never be alone cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:21 pm
Excellent. Love it.


TAGS: sick never passes up an opportunity to have fun
Rating: 4.47/5

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Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:22 am

Amsome! Just full of win ICE. 5singed nuts for you
palmat - June 4, 2010, 9:10 am

THE MOTIFAKE POLO - For the discriminating sociopath. Sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL and OMG! Stain Resistant.

TAGS: even if you never leave your mothers baement youll look great
Rating: 4.46/5

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Cubbybear - April 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
By the way that's not the Hawaiian Islands...It's a stain! 5/5
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
HA! If the OMG doesn't fit, Jake will mail you a bucket of paint and a sticker with the logo. 5 grandes leones.
Zealot - April 13, 2010, 2:40 pm
I want one
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 12:19 pm
Special size orders are $5 extra. Colors cum in Scorpion Grey w/ black trim, Off-white w/ pink trim, and black on grey as shown. Also available in long-sleve for those cold lonely nights.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:14 pm
cubby-edition? 'cause of the pocket for tissues...
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 12:11 pm

Hey wtf, not all of us are the sixe matt was in third grade. I will need a special order sixe i guess. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'll take 2. Got any in, grey? 5L..."thats what she said"


TAGS: you never know until you try
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:01 am
Beautiful! Muy macho!

THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.

SUMMER IS ALMOST UPON US - --insert favorite fish joke here--

TAGS: i would never type one of those type of jokes
Rating: 4.4/5

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R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
And on that note, I will see all you on Monday! Have a great weekend!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:42 pm

Friction burns...had to take a break...
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
If you were out masturbating with dead frogs I'm surprised you go around to seeing UHF Moooooo!
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:35 pm
I'm no Barbarian, but I get by!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:33 pm

UHF....FTW!....Do you know you're Dewey decimal system?
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
You took the box, let's see what's in the box...NOTHING! Absolutly Nothing! You so STUPID!!
GodsWorshipMe - May 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
i'll take what's in the box
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:23 pm
Oooo! Red Snapper! Very Tastey!


TAGS: i cry uncontrollably whenever i watch cocoon
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...


TAGS: never been on a horse she didn t like cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

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phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:48 pm
5L for Cubby. You animal. You amsome, amsome animal. Does she do the reverse cowgirl as well?


TAGS: your uncle bone will never make that mistake again
Rating: 4.39/5

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BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 6:19 pm
Thanks guys
Airman - March 29, 2010, 4:27 pm
gonna have to give you 5 background checks Bone
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 12:29 am
Pure gold.


TAGS: never a dull moment cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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rerun - July 25, 2010, 6:31 pm
rerun - July 25, 2010, 6:31 pm
actually he does, he however just noticed that "she" had a nice tuck-a-way and he was the last one to get one of her special falvored shots
GreyScorpion - July 25, 2010, 5:47 pm
the guy in the stripes doesn't handle his liquor very well


TAGS: whoever said it s too much never had too much
Rating: 4.35/5

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Jamesd - June 21, 2010, 7:05 pm
Fuck that... i'm taking both....
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:15 pm
stripes always distort things
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'll take the right...LOL
rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:08 pm
I think I will take the one on my left.


FALLACY - Because everyone knows that Chuck Norris will only go up to heaven in a fiery chariot to meet with Elijah and Bruce Lee.

TAGS: chuck norris will never die
Rating: 4.27/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:23 pm
LOL, he went to heaven by helicopter kick.
spacedog - March 26, 2010, 10:55 pm
I haven't watched one of his movies in a loooong time, but I think I watched The Octagon 6-7 times back in the day.
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 9:45 pm
aerofiend - March 26, 2010, 9:43 pm
I lol'd @ aggy
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
Elijah Wood isn't dead.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 9:29 pm
May he rest well



TAGS: and some folks were never the wiser
Rating: 4.23/5

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BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks sir
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:49 pm
true, but still a great poster.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:45 pm
Ya, but I took you out of the tags rerun b/c the forum conversation is lost I believe
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:44 pm
a 2nd opportunity to give a 5L

THE HUNT FOR LIONS - Either You Take The Easy Way And Travel To Africa Or You Have A Tough Time On Motifake But Perhaps It's Crap

TAGS: never give up the 5 hunt
Rating: 4.1/5

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spacedog - April 3, 2010, 11:24 am
HA! 5Ls for your quest for fiber.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:23 am
forseti, keep your head down, don't make yourself seen. the easiest target is the one with it's head peeking over the cubicle wall
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:18 am
I love this, 5 well aimed lion turds
forseti - April 3, 2010, 11:15 am
(5/5) - 3 votes YEEHAW! 15 Lions in 30 minutes, one every two minutes... if this crap is going on, they will become extinct! ;)
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:04 am
forseti with the BIG funny!! 5L
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:52 am
Well said!

WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome

TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.06/5

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440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls




TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER... - Scrawled under your skin with a dirty needle...



LADY DEATHSTRIKE - if you have sex with this women, make sure you NEVER ask her for a handjob

TAGS: never ask her for handjob
Rating: 3.91/5

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culos - February 28, 2011, 4:27 am
Why? Are you afraid of a paper cut?

MY MOM - She never misses a chance to advertise



APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.

TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.8/5

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Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?

SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!

MCDONALD'S IS LIKE MASTURBATION - It always ends the same, and you swear you'll never do it again.

TAGS: mcdonald s masturbation never again maybe
Rating: 3.75/5

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ICEMAN - February 20, 2013, 12:16 am
Dude, keep your fantasies to your own self. OBTW, no free shine for you, you'll have to cozy up to that goat to keep warm in the Great White North (i'm sure you're disappointed).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2013, 2:11 am

Sorry. "Him"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2013, 2:10 am

Easy there champ. It might be time to put your moonshine away, climb off your cousin and call it a night. Don't forget to pay her.
ICEMAN - February 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I've not eaten at McD's since 1987. As for masturbation? Well... maybe once or twice since then... I was thinking of Moooooooooooooooooo's mom the first time & his lil sister the next. WOOF!!!
Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2013, 9:52 am
After the PINK SLIME revelation not another McDonald product has passed my lips.
vbattaile - February 15, 2013, 2:26 am


THE 90S - This about sums it up.

TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.69/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling


TAGS: best advice never treust anyone especially me anyone can and probably will attempt to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 27, 2010, 9:00 am
I gave it a 5, but there's gotta be a better picture for this.